Good Morning, ladies and frogs, boys and dogs. My name is Patrick. I am your personal house guide. For the next six hours, we will delight in exploring romantic, smelly Hollywood, the glamour hose of the world. Let's start off with a bang and visit Mann's slimy Cheese Theater, Holleywood's most hot tourist attraction. Etched in coment, you'll see the foot smellers and the armpit prints of the most famous movie peopleever to addorn the cold screen. Then it's only a hop, skip, and a run to Beverly Hills, the Playground of the rich and hairy. You will feast your eyes on the million-dollar horses of movie stars. You'll actually get to visit the home of todays hottest frog, Nathan, who will sign autographs for the low, low sum of 72 dollars. And here's the Big One! For lunch we'll be going to the studio commissary,where you can rub (you don't want to know) with today's leading actors and actresses. All aboard!
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