Ned you have a sister?! SHOCK!

Ted: Ned you have a sister and you never told me!?

Ned: Yeah you caught me. I have a sister i might as well cry now. :(

Ted: What's her name how old is she, dose she cry a lot, is she mushy?? TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME!

Ned: Okay, okay, she is 34,690,000,244 years old and cant cry because hey tear beds are all dried out. And she lots her voice because she cried so much. Okay?

Ted: What's her NAME?

Ned: Ugh, well if you must know it's....

Ted: YEAH!

Ned:it is in fact....

Ted: WHAT? SPIT IT OUT MAN!!

Ned: Teddy Roosevelt.

Ted: GASP!

Ned: ..........................

Ted: DOUBLE GASP!! 

Ned: How many times do you intend to "GASP"?

Ted: Triple GASP!! Okay I'm done tell Teddy I said hi!

Ned: Will do!

Teddy: GASP! I forgot my youth poison!