Ned: Hello english classmatians. I have a presentation as my current event and its called the not so current American Legacy. Here goes...
In 2102, Le Mur McLebuche sailed the ocean blue...oh sorry i mean purple. When he came nORTh Americanida, he took a twinky and stuck it in the ground saying this land is our land thus giving us the national anthem. Le Mur McLebuche was the meanest madagascarian known to man so he kicked the Native Americanidans off the land even though they stuck a twinky in the land to first claim it.
Teacher: Hey umm Ned can i stop you for a minute?
Ned: But wait I'm getting to the intense part.
Finally in 1879, 500 years after the discovery of Americanida, the twinkies got mad and planned their revenge for the 9th of June (6/9) when they would form into 12 ton moss giants that took over the earth.
Classmate: Wait then how did we get here today?
Ned: No my friend, that was the start of the dinosaurs.
Classmate: OH! now it all makes sense! Thanks Ned!
Another Classmate: Is this what the number 69 means?
Ned: No it means -
Teacher: No Ned, thats enough!
(Not)
Fine
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