Nature Trip

Before the Trip

Ned: I can't wait for the trip to Yellowpants National Park.
Ted: Well you can't bring any of your technological debacles
Ned: (in a whining voice) Awwww but its boring in the wilderness!
Ted: But you just said you couldn't wait.
Ned: Yeah, I was gunna try out my new shotgun
Ted: You know It's illegal to shoot any animals
Ned: Oh I was gunna try it out on you
Ted: I thought we were friends!
Ned: We are and thats why i chose you cause I know I could trust you...you aren't gunna tell me to shut up again are you?
Ted: Ned
Ned: What
Ted: Shut up
Ned: Darn

In the car to Yellowpants National Park

Ted: Ned, how about you let an experienced driver take the wheel. One with a license
Ned: C'mon Ted this can't be much different from Need for Speed. See I got spikes to take out those drivers who hog the road and a rocket launcher to get rid of those pesky road blocks.
Ted: Ned, that's great and all, but if you don't want to go to jail for the rest of your life, you might want to leave those at home.
Ned: You never let me have any fun!
Ted: Lets just start driving...
Ned: Ted
Ted: What
Ned: Shut up

(On there way to the national park, Ned had many sightings of the flackawacka slapa ding dong lemur who tried to invade the car and stole Ned's toupe)

Halfway there

Ted: since when did you have a toupe? You have a full head of hair!
Ned: Since I went dumpster diving for lunch yesterday.
Ted: Did you take a shower?
Ned: No I really like the smell of Chicken Parmasian.

Back to the Trip

Ned: Ted pull over! I gotta pee!

At Yellowpants National Park

Ned: Where's the bathroom? I gotta go!
Ted: That's why it's called Yellowpants...

After many hours of wandering through the park. Ned and Ted finally decided it was time to leave after figuring out that the color yellow attracts man eating bears the size of mazda's. As they left they got their own pair of yellow pants (tm).



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