Vroom Vroom. Rodrego pulled up to Person Who Looks Like Ted's front yard.
Rodrego: Yo, P Dubya Dubble L Ted! Wanna take a joy ride? I got this new toyotay! Top safety car of the year!
Person Who Looks Like Ted: Heck yes!
Person Who Looks Like Ted jumped into the passengers seat of the car. Rodrego started to drive when he saw a KFC.
Person Who Looks Like Ted: KFC? Their food sucks! Gimme the wheel! We're going to Chucke Cheese!
Person Who looks Like Ted took the wheel. He swerved back in forth until they came to a stop light and into a left hand turn lane.
Rodrego: We're going RIGHT! KFC is RIGHT!! And dont you stop the car on me!
Both of them hit the gas through the red light. Rodrego fought to go right while Person Who Looks like ted fought left.
As they ran through the light, they took both their feet off the gas petal but the car kept gaining speed. Soon they had no idea where they were going as they went offroad, through houses and family rooms. They saw twilight on TV at least twice already and the underrated show, Wonder Pets that they both marveled at as the car smashed through the other side of the wall.
Person Who Looks Like Ted: Where are we now?
Rodrego: AHHH! Its George! We're in Texas! We're gunna die!
2 minutes later
Person Who Looks Like Ted: Ew what is that horrifying animal?
Rodrego: Holy _____! These things live in Alaska! How did we get here!
Soon they started hearing sirens behind them. The car pulled itself over. Rodrego was surprised. A police man came to the car window which was already broken open.
Policeman: You guys are under arrest for speeding through all 50 states!
Person Who Looks Like Ted: But how did we get to Hawaii?!
Policeman: Carefully... Now what are your names?
Right then and there Person Who Looks Like Ted came up with an ingeneous plan.
Person Who Looks Like Ted: I'm Ted
Rodrego caught on: I'm Ned
Policeman: Do you guys have last names?
Rodrego: Used to
Policeman: What are they?
Rodrego: Ned and Ted.
Policeman: Okay, we'll see you back in the east at your address.
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Mysterious figure outside of door: Knock Knock!
Ned: Who's there
Mysterious figure outside of door: Im a policeman
Ned: Im a policeman who?
Im a policeman who: Stop playing these games. open the door your under arrest
Ned: What rest?
"Im a policeman who" knocked down the door and handcuffed both ned and ted
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Epilogue
Person Who Looks Like Ted: So how did the car keep going and how did it parallel park itself?
Rodrego looked down at the gas petal:
Rodrego: Darn, I KNEW IT WAS YOU, JERRY!
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