Ned: What the blimp have you been doing, Ted!
Ted: Not...eating...paper or anything!
Ned: Just because I've been on you for the past 6 months for your paper addiction doesn't mean that I'm trying to bring attention to it all the time. What you HAVE been doing is PROCRASTINATING, TED!
Ted: Whadya mean?
Ned: The BLOG, Ted!
Ted: What blog?
Ned: This is what I'm talking about! You have been totally cut off from the outside world! You have totally forgotten to document our precious stories of precarious oddness.
Ted: I've never heard you talk so smart.
Ned: That's because I've had nothing to do but READ BOOKS. Do you know what happens when I read books?!
Ted: you grow tentacles?
Ned: Close...I get...smart! *dun dun dun*
Ted: Why this is terrible!! We must start the blog up again or the world might come to an end!
Person Who Looks Like Ted Enters
PWLLT: What's all this talk about?!
Ned: WHOAH!
PWLLT: What?
Ned: You....Don't look like Ted anymore!! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THE WORLD!
PWLLT: All i did was shave.
Ned: No...you're lying. I can still see the whiskers.
Rodrego enters
...
Rodrego exits
Ned: This is insanity!
Ted: Whoah! Dude chill. I'm trying to do something...ted leans in to look in mirror in bathroom
Ned: You can pop zits later, Ted! What we need to do now is restart this blog!
PWLLT: Agreed!
Ted: Yeah sure.
Rodrego: *chirp chirp* ...
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