Origin of person who looks like Ted.

Ned:Look out he's throwing bowling balls!
Ted:(Jumping out of the way) AAH! He's so evil! Put that ball down! (ball lands on Ted's foot) GAH!
Ned: Bad person who looks like Ted bad!
Person who looks like Ted: Muhahahahaha hold still Ned this'll only hurt for 10 years! (As Person Who Looks Like Ted lifts ball it slips and hits him on the head.)
Ted: Ha! Daz wut choo git!
Ned: What do I get?
Ted: Shut up Ned.
Ned: Ok,... Ya know it's crap like that that makes you wonder how he got that way.
Ted: What did i just say? and I guess you got point.
Masked Figure: I know exactly how he got like that... twisted, and hideous.
Ted: Excuse me that's person who LOOKS LIKE TED! Which means he looks like ME!
Masked Figure: uhh.... yeah.... i know...
Ted: ...
Ned: Can you tell us person who looks like Ted's origin!?
Masked Figure: Yes.
(time passes)
Ned:.... Well are you gonna start?
Masked Figure: I said i could but i didn't say i WOULD!
Ted: Will you?
Masked Figure: No.
Ned: What if we gave you chocolate ice cream with a cherry on top?
Masked Figure: Make it vanilla.
Ted: ok!
Masked Figure: Ha! I'm allergic to vanilla!
Ted: then what flavor do u want?
Masked Figure: Just give me the cherry and i'll tell you all i know.
Ned: DEAL!
(Ned tosses the cherry to the masked figure.)
Masked Figure: YYYYYYYUUUUUSSSHHH! Ok it goes like this,...
It was a dark and rainy da-(Ned interupts)
Ned: Hey what about the "Once apon a time" part?
Masked Figure and ted: Ned SHUT UP!
masked figure: anyway i'mma just cut to chase! Person Who looks like ted was jumped, beaten into a horrid deformity (Ted grunts) and that's how it happened!
Ned:... well that's not a happy ending...
Ted: and how do you know all this?
Masked Figure: because i JUmped him!
Ned & Ted: GASP!
Ted: who are you?
Masked figure: RODREGO!
Ned: Kool wanna hang out we crayons!
Rodrego: uh... ok!



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