Rodrego

Ned: I can remember it like it was 2 years 3months 1week 8 days 9 hours 39 minutes and 9 seconds ago. (which in fact was how long ago it happened.) Anyway it was a cold and rainy day in the city , Ted was at the stove frying eggs in his new apron that read world's beast mom. ( he bought it at a yard sale) I ned.. well its just Ned, was sitting at the table sipping my cold (you don't want know) and reading the yearly post. "Look at this Ted" I said flipping the newspaper around . "There is a terrorist in this city (which i won't tell you the name of because I don't feel like writing more than i have to, it really conserves space!!) and has attempted to kill John Doe!" Ted glanced up from the frying pan to look at the article. "haha I hope he doesn't come around here." Ted said jokingly " Yeah funny." I said not so jokingly. Then it happened, a small flash of heat and an explosion of light.
My ears were ringing and my whole body was on fire. I opened my eyes, what looked like a person with two of extra of everything stood in front of me. "Who are you?" I asked while rubbing my eyes " I am detective Wolf from NTBOJ" the person replied."NTBOJ? And why are all the mysterious detectives named Wolf? Also what does NTBOJ mean?" "Nothing to beat on jelly." a voice spoke from under what looked like the remains of our fridge. "Ted" I yelled I had forgotten about him while talking to Wolf. I rushed over and pulled and pushed the fridge out from on top of Ted. " whoa Ned!" he said observing my burned body. "What? do i look hot?" i asked and noticed that his face was covered with eggs and... ice... cream!!! "Egream is really good" Ted said licking his face "alright now we have to find who did this said wolf. " Hey wait a minute aren't you the janitor from TFT ??" ted asked. "umm... no" said wolf. "what's TFT?" i asked " jeez ned you really are the dumb one... TOYS FOR TOTS!" replied ted. "Fine i am from TFT" wolf said. "my real name is Rodrego. All i wanted was breakfast..." And that is how we met Rodrego and lost a lot of egream to his stomach!
Rodrego: Ned are you narrating to your stuffed animals again?
Ned: uhhh.... no.

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